| Jägermeister | |
| This is the story of Jägermeister | This is the story of Jägermeister |
| Jägermeister | Jägermeister |
| Haha | Haha |
| Eins, zwei, drei | One, two, three |
| Jägermeister | Jägermeister |
| Hallo? | Hello? |
| Hammergeil! | Supercool! |
| This is the story of Jägermeister | This is the story of Jägermeister |
| Haha | Haha |
| Why are you not dancing? | Why are you not dancing? |
| Have a drink | Have a drink |
| Hallo? | Hello? |
| Ein Jäger a day keeps the doctor away | A Jäger a day keeps the doctor away |
| Was ist das? | What is it? |
| Jägermeister | Jägermeister |
| Eins for me, eins for you | One for me, one for you |
| Zur Mitte, zur Titte, zum Sack, zack zack¹ | To the middle, to the tit, to the balls, chop chop¹ |
| Kommst du mit mir | Will you come with me |
| To the techno party? | To the techno party? |
| Alles klar? | All clear? |
| Jägermeister | Jägermeister |
| Hammergeil! | Supercool! |
| Supercool! | Supercool! |
| Oh baby | Oh baby |
| I've got the moves like Jäger | I've got the moves like Jäger |
| Haha | Haha |
| You don't like Jäger? | You don't like Jäger? |
| Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
| Kommst du mit mir | Will you come with me |
| To the techno party? | To the techno party? |
| Alles klar? | All clear? |
| Wunderbar! | Wonderful |
| Haha | Haha |
| I see you | I see you |
| Jägermeister | Jägermeister |
| Ah, I can jodel all day | Ah, I can jodel all day |
¹ saksalainen juomaloru, jota luettaessa lasi nostetaan ensin muuta seuruetta kohti, viedään sitten mainittujen (omien) kehonosien kohdalle ja vasta sen jälkeen tyhjennetään.